Tastykake

There’s tastykakes in the kitchen.

Dining Room

My new dining room furniture came in.

Coke

I really wanted a Pepsi, but they claimed that all they had was Coke.  They can keep their Coke.  I’ll go down the street and get a Pepsi.

My kids

They’re always at it, them kids.

Atlantic City

I won $25 at Atlantic City.  But cigarettes are $5 a pack there.  That’s how they get you.

Dave

Idiot keeps ringing the phone.

Buddy

I think Buddy just rattled the radiator pipes.

Paint

I’m painting the living room, but the idiots at the paint store don’t know the difference between blue and navy.

Walgreens

I saw the ugliest girl walk into Walgreens.  I felt really bad for her.  Her parents acted like they didn’t even notice how ugly she was.  Sheesh.

Work

I just got replaced.