Can you get on TV from behind the camera?

You watched the comcast sports tv, did you see me?

I was directly in back of the camera man.

Didn’t know that there were that many people in mayfair, they just kept coming.

I give the cops a lot of credit for the way they handled the crowd, they put barricades at the top and bottom of all the streets, no cars were allowed to enter the avenue nor were they allowed up any side streets………cops did an excellent job!!

Airport Security a la Bun

Ok Bunn, Were off for the Airport.
“OK, don’t forget you have to go down stairs.”

Oh, thanks for that Mom, can you tell me the Airport exit, or what terminal I’m suppose to go to?

No, I just know you have to go down stairs.

Reports from the field

“You should take the Kids to Washington’s Crossing and see New Hope, I use to go up there all the time, I love it there”
Ok Where is it.
“I don’t know, look it up on Google”
I’m looking on Mapquest it say’s it’s in Jersey.
“MapQuest is wrong, you need to look at Google”.

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“I measured this line (On the wall) 3 times & it looks like it droops down. Does it look crooked to you?”
Mom your floor is sloped.

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“I told the Secret Service guy to guard the Lions, He said he would bust anyone that had a lei on! ~ He was really pissing himself”