Reports from the field

By 2Di4

“You should take the Kids to Washington’s Crossing and see New Hope, I use to go up there all the time, I love it there”
Ok Where is it.
“I don’t know, look it up on Google”
I’m looking on Mapquest it say’s it’s in Jersey.
“MapQuest is wrong, you need to look at Google”.

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“I measured this line (On the wall) 3 times & it looks like it droops down. Does it look crooked to you?”
Mom your floor is sloped.

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“I told the Secret Service guy to guard the Lions, He said he would bust anyone that had a lei on! ~ He was really pissing himself”

2 Responses to “Reports from the field”

  1. jackferry Says:

    True story: I was in Bucks County PA last week and I put an address in my GPS for a winery near Washington’s Crossing. Even though the place is in PA, the GPS sent me into Jersey to get there.

  2. Cheryl Says:

    a little detour through Jersey never hurt anyone. Get a tomato pie in Trenton while you’re there.

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