Ok Bunn, Were off for the Airport.
“OK, don’t forget you have to go down stairs.”
Oh, thanks for that Mom, can you tell me the Airport exit, or what terminal I’m suppose to go to?
No, I just know you have to go down stairs.
“You should take the Kids to Washington’s Crossing and see New Hope, I use to go up there all the time, I love it there”
Ok Where is it.
“I don’t know, look it up on Google”
I’m looking on Mapquest it say’s it’s in Jersey.
“MapQuest is wrong, you need to look at Google”.
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“I measured this line (On the wall) 3 times & it looks like it droops down. Does it look crooked to you?”
Mom your floor is sloped.
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“I told the Secret Service guy to guard the Lions, He said he would bust anyone that had a lei on! ~ He was really pissing himself”
Guess what? I registered to vote. I’m not going to tell that one across the street, cause she thinks she can swoop in and get my job at the polls.
I registered Republican because I always liked McCain.
Style icon B. Schemm gave the world the little white sweat sock, Goodwill silk tank tops, the Rock N’ Roll Basement, and the revolutionary notion that style could be both Walmart classic and Dollar Store casual. Bun — a nickname meaning “yellow-haired delicate flower with cigarettes” — was raised on a sprawling estate, enjoying summer vacations in Brussels and spring breaks in Upper Darby. As a young woman, she began selling hats from her own shop, charging $1.25 for each baseball cap. The rising icon fast became wealthy from this proposition, since she had originally purchased the hats from the thrift store for $1.20 but had decided they were not suited to her own head. It was in that moment, staring at her own chapeau-topped visage, that she first uttered what was to become a national catchphrase: “Duh!”.
Soon, her fashion business had expanded to include a couture house, her own textile factory and a line of perfumes that included the famous Taboo and That Rose Piss from Woolworth’s. Schemmsky was the first to introduce yellow as a fashion color; her versatile, semi-formal “stretch pants tucked into white sweat socks” became a B. Schemm trademark and an enduring fashion standard. While living in Lebanon, PA, Bun’s popularity temporarily waned, and her ill-fated love affair with an elderly clothing store owner named Sol sent her into a form of self-imposed exile in Switzerland for several years. She made a comeback, not long after, and her designs became some of the most popular in the western world, especially in the United States and Turkey. Today, she is celebrated the world-over, feted by kings, pursued by thousandaires, and adored by fifties rock n’ roll singers.
Katharine Hepburn portrayed Bunny on Broadway in the musical B. Schemm (1989, also with René Auberjonois)… Bun was also played by Shirley MacLaine in a 2008 movie on the Lifetime Channel.
(Report courtesy of www.ditrying.com)
From: bun
To: di
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:30:40 +0000
It’s almost here! Tomorrow is the Tudor Street Block Party!
Let me know how many you got coming so I can get enough plates at the Dollar Store.
little frankie depepitone died…. the funeral is tuesday and i don’t got nothing to wear. taking the 84 out to franklin mills to see what they got. maybe something yellow because everyone says that’s my color.
Your third cousin, twice removed, sprained his ankle and is in the hospital. You really should call him, even though you’ve never heard of him before. How can you say you never heard of him? He’s my uncle’s wife’s nephew’s boy that once visited the same state you used to live in.
I always get my coffee at the Dollar store. But now they don’t have regular Maxwell House. They’ve got “different grinds”. Who the hell buys different grinds?
Oh, and I’ll drink Eight O’Clock coffee, but I don’t like it. All I want is a can of regular coffee.
